If you’ve stumbled into the chaotic, unhinged world of Emergency Intercom, you already know that Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips have created something truly special in the podcast landscape, a show that defies categorization and thrives on pure, unfiltered chemistry. From deeply personal confessions to absurdist tangents about nothing and everything, Emergency Intercom has cultivated a devoted following that lives for those moments when Enya and Drew’s conversations veer into hilariously dark territory or unexpectedly profound wisdom.
These are the episodes that best capture the magic, madness, and genuine heart that make Emergency Intercom one of the most beloved podcasts among Gen Z.
We Moved To New York City
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In this episode, they discuss how badly they want to live in NYC. Once again, they prove they’re awful people because they find normal human things embarrassing. Also, prom is fine—you’re just trying too hard to be cool.
the Hey Incident
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The story of how Enya fell for Drew and what happened next…
2017 was 15 years ago
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Drew admits he finds his parents attractive, which is strange. Does anyone actually read these episode descriptions? Does anyone even care about him?
Nightmare Blurnt Rotations
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From panic attacks to violent thoughts, with hallucinations and psychosis thrown in, the hosts share their worst marijuana experiences this week. They joke about smoking an excessive amount of weed.
Your Problematic Faves
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This episode, Enya reveals she’s a Republican while Drew experiences his first period and claims to be Q.
Drew Got Veneers
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Drew reveals his new veneers while Enya shares a story about a religious attention-seeker who flirted with her and Orion. They explore social media’s beginnings and revisit their earliest Instagram posts.
Our Polyamorous Relationship w/ Ky
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They explore the depths of depression and discuss unconventional treatment options, specifically ketamine. If you know, you know. If you don’t, tune in to learn or face dire consequences.
Orion’s episode
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Drew and Orion recall their first meeting when they were made to kiss. Enya and Orion remember the first time they cried together, and Orion shares a terrible roommate story.
We Got Covid
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Drew and Enya both contracted Covid and are stuck in their hometowns. It seems unlikely they’ll survive. Listeners should play this episode three times and subscribe to their Patreon so their families can profit after they’re gone.
Our Friends are Parasites
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Listen to this episode to experience what it’s like having unhinged friends. Listen if you want to hear seven people talking simultaneously. Listen if you want to hear thousands of edits.
Drew Is Losing His Mind
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Drew is exhausted and miserable while Enya is energized and cheerful—the roles have reversed. Drew brutally analyzes everyone’s auras as Enya overexplains The Batman.
We Have Fleas
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The rumors are confirmed, Drew and Enya have fleas. They’ve temporarily lost their home and are recording from their car. Their life is a disaster and they’re begging for love and support. They insist they’re the kindest people ever, then add an expletive.
We hate diet coke
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The anticipated event isn’t happening this time, which has devastated Drew. They claim that anyone who drinks Diet Coke is a terrible person.
Drew got arrested at disneyland
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It’s Spotify Wrapped season and everyone won’t stop talking about it, including them. Drew has a unique way of listening to music, and Enya makes a bizarre comparison involving Chernobyl. Drew theorizes that TikTok’s algorithm reveals your true self through zero-like videos. Plus, something terrible happened at UCSB.
Milking Enya’s Death
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What happens when you combine a mentally unstable outcast with a society that rejects and mistreats him? You get exactly what’s coming.