Best Episodes of No Such Thing as a Fish

If you’re a fan of quirky trivia and clever humor, then “No Such Thing as a Fish” is likely already one of your favorite podcasts. Guess what. It’s also one of my favorites.

As a result, I’ve decided to put together a list of the best episodes of “No Such Thing as a Fish” that highlight the podcast’s charm and brilliance. Whether you’re a long-time listener or new to the series, these standout episodes are guaranteed to delight and surprise you with their intriguing topics and hilarious insights.

295: No Such Thing As a 200m Baguette

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Broadcasting live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss topics such as the infamous Bastard baguettes, Saddam Hussein’s campaign anthem, and the very first criminal to be placed in Boston’s stocks.

160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

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Broadcasting from Beantown, the quartet of Daniel, Jamie, Annabelle, and Andrew engage in conversation about snail spas, record-breaking porch swings, and the most inconvenient method for laundering garments.

409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book

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Dan, Andy, Anna, and Andrew talk about the now-infamous tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft (whatever the hell that is) and fashionable priests.

450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer

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The gang talks all about smooching, being in a queue, losing your head (literally), and also losing your platoon (probably a relatively uncommon experience).

229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

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The hosts talk about finding gold in sewers, Robert Burn’s homemade ink and of-course, why Sweden’s highest point has vanished.

418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis

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Dean Martin had a massive set of mitts. And by mitts, I mean hands. The gang take that topic on along with the fact that Tasmania is full of lovely butts and that James has the most lovely set of legs you’ve ever seen, that is, if you like the way mosquito legs look.

446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs

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This live episode, recorded in Glasgow, James, Anna and Dan pontificate the topic of spiders in space, chickens in clogs and all those famous physicists that made their appearance on the silver screen.

502: No Such Thing As The Opposite of February

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The podcast crew talks about sea turtles, all the wonderful oddities of street music, kings that fell ill, and the worst thing in the universe: sticky fingers.

293: No Such Thing As a Sexy Ceiling Fan

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Did parents have prehistoric sippy-cups? Who knows. At least this particular episode of No Such Thing As A Fish interrogates the topics of Rasputin’s litigious assassins and a pretty cool publicity stunt.

105: No Such Thing As Pancakes for Perverts

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This time coming live from Newport, this episode discusses chickens that tweet, hyenas that invoke the law, and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.

339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub

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The topics of conversation in this hilarious episode include measuring trees, penguins that tend to be naughty, and of-course the ins-and outs of flashing lights.

421: No Such Thing as an Elephant on a Chessboard

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Special guest Tim Harford joins Andrew, Anna, and James to talk about the importance of vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography (the process of making art by burning wood).