Laughing until you can’t breathe at something you’re genuinely a little ashamed to find funny? Congratulations, you might be a “Jeans.” Your Mom’s House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura has built one of the most loyal and hilariously depraved fanbases in podcasting since the couple launched the show back in 2011.
Equal parts married-couple banter, stand-up comedy workshop, and gleeful descent into the darkest corners of the internet, YMH has a unique rhythm that’s impossible to replicate and even harder to stop listening to once it gets its hooks in you. Whether you’re a fresh “Ypitched” newcomer or a longtime listener looking to relive the classics, here are the best episodes of Your Mom’s House worth your time.
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Yoshi Obayashi returns to The Mommy Dome for his third visit, and he doesn’t disappoint. The self-described Japanese/Korean/Samurai/Ho expert is back with more of his trademark brutally honest storytelling, covering everything from Comic Con adventures and cross-border escapades to Asian shame, erotic optical illusions, and much more.
554 – Ryan Sickler
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Tom and Christina kick things off by comparing their very different Senior Week experiences, while 3 Beers Tom makes a holiday appearance and Mystic Rick continues his rise among wrestling fans. Josh Potter gets swallowed up by some top-tier “cups,” and then Ryan Sickler of the HoneyDew Podcast stops by to chat about his show’s move to its own channel before things take a turn into some of the most stomach-churning YMH content ever witnessed. Tears and nausea ensue. Not to be missed.
Top Dog, Charo & OMG Maria – 355
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Three of the most wild and hilarious figures central to the show come together in studio for the ultimate Momisode, the kind of episode denim was made for. The very people who helped shape Tommy Jeans simply being themselves is more than enough entertainment. Plus, there are Fat updates and much more in store for the hardcore mommies tuning in.
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Things escalate quickly as the hosts break down the curious overlap between those who can’t sing and those with a certain vocal quality. They take a close listen to what they consider a generational anthem, dissecting its strangely “special” sound. A self-proclaimed “Bad Girl” delivers her message with an unexpected twist, and a hockey player piles on the “You Know’s” in an interview. Headphones are strongly recommended for this one.
564 – Johnny Pemberton
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Tom Segura and Christina P kick things off with observations about the San Fernando Valley and a memorable gal they spotted at a stoplight, which leads into a conversation about crazy chicks in bed. Jean and Jean update their bike repair saga before the hosts call Alister Thorn to pay respects to the late Conald Petersen. Tom also shares his joy of showing the Ed Asner cool guy video to unsuspecting friends, followed by a roundup of wild videos including a Karen at CVS, a wasp nest snack, a Nazi candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a man smoking his own dandruff.
420-Lambo Prank
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Tommy managed to convince Bert and Ari that he got a Lambo with the brains blown out, the didn’t, but the prank was worth every penny. The hosts break down the full story while also introducing a potential roommate who has just one key requirement involving a strong sex drive, which he’s happy to explain himself. The KING makes an appearance, caught on camera farting on his dog, raising the important question of whether such behavior is acceptable. And Steven Seagal comes under scrutiny as the hosts explore whether his reputation as the worst actor in Hollywood might be matched by his reputation as a person.
667 – Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn
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Jeans up! The Main Mommies tackle RPC’s charity, serial killers, college poverty, and surviving summer as a goth, with Christina committing to the goth look. They react to a wild new Unk Shine video, a poorly healed broken arm, a satanic puppet cool guy, and a round of “Drugs or Mental Illness?” Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn then join Todd and Christine to open up about their recent breakup, the future of TigerBelly, CP’s birthday party, life in Austin, and Bobby’s uncanny resemblance to the BTK killer. The group rounds things out with Horrible or Hilarious clips, the Ball Kick Master, some mukbangs, and the classic pup play footage.
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The hosts kick things off by pondering why people over 50 refuse to drink water, making a strong case for Diet Coke as the superior post-workout beverage. Things then take a turn into All Time Classic Mom territory as they uncover someone whose reaction to a father’s funeral is nothing short of legendary. Tears of joy are guaranteed.
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A debate about what’s more entertaining, an elderly person dropping profanity or an unassuming child letting one fly. The “Hey, Hitler” movement shows no signs of slowing down, and the OG herself has a birthday song she’d like to share, which Christina helpfully breaks down. Pastor Manning faces the possible closure of his church and has a parting message that is every bit as unhinged as expected. Plus dental updates, new songs, and more.
434-Marc Maron
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Marc Maron, one of the all-time favorites, finally makes his way into the studio. A legend in the podcasting world, particularly among comedy fans, Maron’s wildly successful WTF podcast spawned a television series and inspired countless others to follow in his footsteps. Funny, insightful, and charming, he brings plenty of laughs to the episode through Would You Rather’s, Fart Logic, and much more.
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In nearly 12 years as a stand-up comedian, Tommy has experienced the full range of shows, good, great, and bad, but nothing comes close to what the hosts have dubbed the Massacre in Manitoba. The episode takes a deep dive into how one show went so catastrophically off the rails that Tommy was forced to walk out before it ended. Highlights, if they can be called that, are played in full, and the conversation expands into some of the worst shows each host has ever endured. In keeping with the Canadian theme, the hosts also revisit Rob Ford and provide an update on his dietary habits.
569 – Duncan Trussell
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Actor, stand-up comedian, and Duncan Trussell Family Hour host Duncan Trussell stops by to join the main mommies for a wide-ranging conversation covering his move out of Los Angeles, brother husbands, Trump and Biden, and more. The group treats him to videos of the Conspiracy Cool Guy, various takes on septic tank swimming, several Ed Asner classics, a man’s thoughts on male virginity, and a round of Christina’s TikToks.
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Tommy’s Uncle stops by to break down the pimping game with plenty of colorful flavor. The hosts also celebrate a poop soup success story before diving deep into the great wiping debate, should men wipe after going yellow? Wipegate reaches a breakthrough and listeners will have to choose a side. Kim Ahn makes a glorious and very NSFW return, a man shares his unusual attraction to rollercoasters, and a brand new Would You Rather sets a bold new low standard.
494-Joey Diaz
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The “Doctor” has officially arrived. A perennial favorite of the program, the legendary Joey “Coco” Diaz, also known as Mad Flavors, is back to drop knowledge in a way only he can. The hosts are present, but they are essentially just passengers on the wild ride he provides. Simply put, no one possesses a deeper vault of stories or a greater ability to push the envelope than Uncle Joey. Listeners should brace themselves and get comfortable, because an appearance by Joey is guaranteed to be an immediate classic that leaves the audience in stitches.
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Wipegate has officially spiraled out of control. The debate over whether to hop straight into the shower or use paper first has split the world into Team Tina and Team Tommy. Everyone from fellow comedians to online medical experts is weighing in on the controversy. This episode also features a tribute song for mothers, a look at Tommy’s questionable music taste, and a deeply unsettling phone call from the unpredictable OMG Maria.