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The Best Episodes of The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard has become one of the most popular comedy podcasts on the internet by doing something deceptively simple: hosts Joe Santagato and Frankie Alvarez just sit down and talk about whatever’s on their minds, from absurd hypothetical scenarios and bizarre news stories to embarrassing personal anecdotes and completely unhinged “would you rather” questions. 

With their authentic Long Island chemistry, quick wit, and willingness to dive headfirst into the stupidest debates imaginable, Joe and Frankie have created a show that feels less like a polished production and more like eavesdropping on your funniest friends having the kind of conversation that makes you laugh until you can’t breathe. I’ve rounded up the best episodes that capture what makes The Basement Yard so addictive: the perfect storm of hilarious storytelling, chaotic energy, and two guys who genuinely crack each other up while discussing the dumbest possible topics with unwarranted seriousness.

#309 – Getting Arrested On An Airplane

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Frank and Joe examine recent airplane arrests and the unconventional tactics employed by flight attendants in these situations.

The Whitest Songs Ever

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The episode features Frank discussing songs considered the whitest in the world.

#256 – The Worst Job Interview Of All Time

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Frank attempts to establish his credibility as the show’s new co-host by presenting his resume for Joe’s review. The episode promises excitement.

#460 – How Vanilla Are You?

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The topic may or may not involve ice cream.

#418 – Thinking About The Roman Empire Again…

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The Romans were quite remarkable.

#344 – How To Win Every Argument

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Joe and Frank explore effective strategies for winning arguments.

#171 – Almost Got Abducted By Aliens

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The narrator describes this evening as the most frightening and chaotic experience of their life.

#520 – The Unknown Caller

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The documentary is absolutely wild.

#258 – The Japanese Are Trying To Scare The Virus Away

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Frank and Joe examine an intriguing yet alarming approach that Japanese people are taking regarding the virus.

#318 – Opening Our Time Capsule

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Frank and Joe uncovered old photographs, notebooks, and projects from their past, and they are extremely cringeworthy.

#402 – The Most Expensive Thing I Own

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Listeners are asked to guess the value of Joe’s most valuable possession.

#374 – I Am Pete Davidson’s Next Girlfriend

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Joe and Frank engaged in a conversation about their lack of attraction to overtly masculine men and shared their perspectives on Pete’s appealing qualities.

#380 – How To Become An Alpha Male

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Frank and Joe at last disclosed their methods for transforming into genuine alpha males, given their own status as dominant, powerful individuals who successfully attract romantic partners and acquire luxury vehicles.

#260 – The Most Inappropriate Movie Titles

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Frank attempted to challenge Joe with a guessing game involving film titles, describing them using innuendo-laden language and suggestive phrasing.

#515 – We Became Finance Bros!

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The country’s financial obligations have reached elevated levels, and the reasons behind this remain unclear to them.

#355 – Learning How To Do Butt Stuff

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Truthfully, the heading captures the essence completely.